Slurp Ramp EP, by Glen Meadmore

Slurp Ramp EP

by Glen Meadmore

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1.	Slurp Ramp (Bare Back Club Mix) 02:24	lyrics	buy track
I want a rim job With your big knob I wanna feel you deep inside I got a daddy With a fatty That can open me up wide I wanna lube job With your corn cob And if my backdoor's not too tight You can have your kin And all your friends join in And we can party all through the night Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boys all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly roll Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. Youre little missy Is much too prissy When it comes to sucking cock Her granny Girdy Told her its dirty Now she's in a state of shock If you can handle a little scandal With some good old fashioned fun If she don't suck dick Then get your ass here quick They've got a slot for everyone Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. - One more time Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night.
2.	Slurp Ramp (Clean Club Stud Mix) 02:19	lyrics	buy track
I want a rim job With your big knob I wanna feel you deep inside I got a daddy With a fatty That can open me up wide I wanna lube job With your corn cob And if my backdoor's not too tight You can have your kin And all your friends join in And we can party all through the night Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boys all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly roll Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. Youre little missy Is much too prissy When it comes to sucking cock Her granny Girdy Told her its dirty Now she's in a state of shock If you can handle a little scandal With some good old fashioned fun If she don't suck dick Then get your ass here quick They've got a slot for everyone Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. - One more time Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night.
3.	Slurp Ramp (Dark Dork Future Remix) 03:17	lyrics	buy track
I want a rim job With your big knob I wanna feel you deep inside I got a daddy With a fatty That can open me up wide I wanna lube job With your corn cob And if my backdoor's not too tight You can have your kin And all your friends join in And we can party all through the night Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boys all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly roll Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. Youre little missy Is much too prissy When it comes to sucking cock Her granny Girdy Told her its dirty Now she's in a state of shock If you can handle a little scandal With some good old fashioned fun If she don't suck dick Then get your ass here quick They've got a slot for everyone Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. - One more time Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night.
4.	Slurp Ramp (Cuntry Version feat. The Lazy) 02:44	lyrics	buy track
I want a rim job With your big knob I wanna feel you deep inside I got a daddy With a fatty That can open me up wide I wanna lube job With your corn cob And if my backdoor's not too tight You can have your kin And all your friends join in And we can party all through the night Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boys all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly roll Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. Youre little missy Is much too prissy When it comes to sucking cock Her granny Girdy Told her its dirty Now she's in a state of shock If you can handle a little scandal With some good old fashioned fun If she don't suck dick Then get your ass here quick They've got a slot for everyone Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night. - One more time Down at the Slurp Ramp Daddy open up my rump Down at the Slurp Ramp With your big old hickory stump You can see me every night Doing what the boy all like Don't you wanna stick your pole In my little jelly role Down at the Slurp Ramp every night.

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Glen Meadmore's first release since 12 years. The Slurp Ramp is where all the guys meet to celebrate the joys of promiscuity.

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released December 5, 2014

Vocals, composition and lyrics: Glen Meadmore
Production: Felix Knoke (except: Cuntry Version: Tilmann Schüpfer)
Choir: The Lazy & Jan Klesse
Recorded at Lazy Now!
Released on Idiosyncratics

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